is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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