i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Found your dick twin last night
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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