Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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