It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm just crazy horny about you
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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