that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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