There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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