Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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