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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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