I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im six kinds of drunk right now
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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