I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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