it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
