Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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