So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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