my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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