Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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