Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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