i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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