Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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