Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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