their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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