i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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