The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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