Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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