its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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