I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This is classic penis vs brain.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
