she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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