We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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