Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
