Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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