Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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