You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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