eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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