Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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