Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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