fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize