I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
