How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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