Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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