There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
