Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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