he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pants 0. Shit 1.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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