do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
