I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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