Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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