Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
