did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
