Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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