after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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