He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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