fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
