Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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