Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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