the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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