she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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