why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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